Budai laughs because he once thought he was a philosopher.

May-Tzu

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Corporations weep with remorse;
The Piss Christ is Art.
Work is better than idleness;
Busy hands, destroying the world.
Thought is sedition;
All authority comes from God.
War for Wherever;
Duty, blood and treasure.
Avoid copulation;
It could lead to dancing.

May-Tzu

May-Tzu died today.
Or was it yesterday …
a millennium ago?
Maybe a flock of geese …
unborn.

May-Tzu

Everyone, but God, wants to be God, I suppose.
But this doesn’t usually workout too well,
whether or not there is a God or an anyone.

May-Tzu

Maybe I could have done better running the universe,
if I wasn’t on such high doses of placebo-DMT at the time I adjusted the universal constants of Nature. The Machine Elves told me all the correct values, explaining each law of physics with perfect lucidity in all possble conceptual languages and from all possible perspectives.

But the beauty of the gravity waves washing up on the ontological shoreline and the incessant rain of neutrinos was so distracting that I completely forgot the long conversations among Socrates, Jesus, and Buddha, and various others, who were unmistakably present as a family of giant toads.

The toads and several renowned misosophers spoke of
religion having become blasphemy and the world’s religions and ideologies corrupted and distorted into shadows of truths, which were obscured by lies. Then the placebo-DMT hit.

An obscure Amish placebo-head

In order to increase connectedness nano-Apple-Watches must be developed for each of the mitochondria of every living cell, creating the inevitable Internet of Protoplasm and Smart Bodies. With the help of Elon Musk, von Neumann probes can be launched to endlessly distribute mitochondrial-level Apple Watches to whatever extraterrestrial life forms may exist in the Fermi Silence beyond Kansas. This will asymptotically increase dopamine from “Likes” in Hive Networks throughout spacetime. Eventually it will be feasible to transmit Reality-TV shows, especially the Apprentice and the Celebrity Apprentice, throughout the universe in time as well as space. These are the Reality-TV shows that certain scholars of Buddhism now believe Bodhidharma watched on a brilliantphone in solitude for nine years in a cave.

May-Tzu

Truth may be inconvenient, but not more so than reality.

May-Tzu