Mitochondrionbook, the Internet of Protoplasm and Smart Bodies

In order to increase connectedness nano-Apple-Watches must be developed for each of the mitochondria of every living cell, creating the inevitable Internet of Protoplasm and Smart Bodies. With the help of Elon Musk, Von Neumann probes can be launched to endlessly distribute mitochondrial-level Apple Watches to whatever extraterrestrial life forms may exist in the Fermi Silence beyond Kansas. This will asymptotically increase dopamine from “Likes” in Hive Networks throughout spacetime. Eventually it will be feasible to transmit Reality-TV shows, especially the Apprentice and the Celebrity Apprentice, throughout the universe in time as well as space. These are the Reality-TV shows that certain scholars of Buddhism now believe Bodhidharma watched on a brilliantphone in solitude for nine years in a cave.

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The inconvenience of reality

Truth may be inconvenient, but not more so than reality.

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Not two

Yin and Yang,
the ‘two’ sides of a Möbius strip,
the ‘inside’ and ‘outside’ of a Klein bottle,
consciousness-mind and mass-energy.

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In Search of the Obvious

According to an ancient esoteric teaching, the meaning and purpose of human life on Earth was to acquire a Smartphone, apparently especially useful when walking the path in traffic. It was taught: “We are men on a Social Network, trying to get ‘Likes’, what can be serious for us but to Update our Status?” “Our phone is losing its charge and we have not noticed. What can be serious for us but to charge it?” and “I teach people to listen to their Smartphones.” A Stingray of Creation was alluded to.

Students of this teaching would attempt to “Remember their Smartphones always and everywhere.” This practice was, however, extremely difficult without a Google Watch to assist them in locating their Smartphone. Some few individuals would seek out a Google Watch to assist them in their struggle to find their Phone. Seekers typically believed that they already possessed a Smartphone and were free to use it, if they could only find it, but usually wanted the latest, most advanced version. Buddhists by contrast believed that there actually was no Smartphone and that if one possessed the illusion of a Smartphone, then no personal images should be stored in memory.

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You couldn’t make this up

Even God couldn’t make reality up.

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Non-binary

So many non-binary genders;
So few non-binary ideologies.

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Prometheus

Stolen embers of the fire of the gods
barely flickering in an empty room at dusk,
beneath a forgotten attic,
where a flock of geese can sometimes roost;
Listening to voices,
dreaming that voices speak of something,
to someone — perhaps.
There is no other place —
except another place.

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