Facebook is logically prior to the mind of God, therefore the account in the Book of Genesis is necessarily false. Science is the attempt to hack the mind of God. But 96% of the universe is a rounding error. No Such Agency successfully hacked the mind of God on August 12, 2016, discovering that He was Russian. However, the mind-of-God code was immediately stolen by Shadow Brokers and put on LeakiWiks before No Such Agency had even read it. Consequently Elon Musk is now training an Army of Theologians for the Pentagon.

May-Tzu

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